fix(infra): F1 - Fix Docker Stats (9324) and PVE Exporter (9221) port comments

The leg comments were wrong:
- Line 207: Docker Stats showed :9323 (dockerd port) but should be :9324
- Line 215: PVE Exporter showed :9324 (docker-stats port) but should be :9221
These were the exact pairing this PR exists to correct.

Read back the changed lines to verify:
scripts/infra-monitoring.sh:207 shows Docker Stats (CT 116 :9324, 127.0.0.1 via SSH)
scripts/infra-monitoring.sh:215 shows PVE Exporter (CT 116 :9221, 127.0.0.1 via SSH)

Branch: fix/infra-monitoring-probe-ports-20260919

audit-hermes-config.py

@@ -278,7 +278,10 @@ def audit(path):
             # Check endpoint validity
             if server_name in VALID_MCP_ENDPOINTS:
                 expected = VALID_MCP_ENDPOINTS[server_name]
-                check(url == expected, 'Rule 15', f'MCP server "{server_name}" URL is correct: {url}')
+                if url == expected:
+                    check(True, 'Rule 15', f'MCP server "{server_name}" URL is correct: {url}')
+                else:
+                    check(False, 'Rule 15', f'MCP server "{server_name}" URL is incorrect: {url} (expected: {expected})')
             else:
                 warn('Rule 15', f'MCP server "{server_name}" URL may need validation (not in known list): {url}')
             

disk-gc-threat-response.prose.md

@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ Host filesystems have their own risk profile and their own bands. A host root ne
 |-------|-----------|----------|------------|
 | **HOST-WARN** | 85% | Name the volume + % + absolute free space in the scan output | None |
 | **HOST-AMBER** | 90% | Name the volume + % + absolute free space; flag for owner attention | Zulip DM to owner (state-change only) |
-| **HOST-RED** | 95% | Name the volume + % + absolute free space; flag for immediate owner attention | Zulip DM + channel alert (state-change only) |
+| **HOST-RED** | 95% | Name the volume + % + absolute free space; **media volumes: "capacity decision — owner to decide"; pbs-datastore/host-root: "immediate owner attention"** | Zulip DM + channel alert (state-change only) |
 
 **Escalations are STATE-CHANGE driven, not per-run.** A volume alerts ONCE when it enters a higher band (GREEN->WARN, WARN->AMBER, AMBER->RED) and ONCE when it drops back down (a recovery notice). While a volume stays in the same band, it is reported in the scan output only — no DM, no channel alert. This prevents the same 96% easystore2 from re-DMing the owner on every 6-hour scan and drowning a real warning in noise.
 
@@ -228,6 +228,21 @@ call summary-reporter
   plan: plan
 ```
 
+## GC SCHEDULE (PBS datastore only)
+
+The PBS GC schedule is defined in ONE authoritative place: `/etc/cron.d/pbs-gc` on storepve.
+The schedule is `0 20 * * *` (20:00 LOCAL = 00:00 UTC, since host timezone is America/New_York).
+This applies **only** to the PBS datastore (`/tank/pbs-backup`), NOT to media volumes.
+Media volumes (/media/*) are report-only at all threat levels.
+
+The cron runs `/usr/local/bin/pbs-gc.sh` which executes:
+```bash
+proxmox-backup-manager garbage-collection start storepve-datastore
+```
+This is NOT a `prune` operation; it is a GC pass that reclaims unreferenced chunks.
+There is no `--keep-daily` flag; retention is governed by jobs.cfg (keep-daily=35).
+The GC does not touch media volumes or any other filesystem.
+
 ## GC Strategies by Host Type
 
 ### Docker Hosts (kagentz 105, syslog-api 116, docker-vm 109, amdpve .15)

hermes-config-template.prose.md

@@ -243,8 +243,8 @@ MCP server entries in `mcp_servers:` must follow the format shown in the Templat
 - Tested MCP initialize handshake against litellm.sysloggh.net/mcp with agent virtual key
 - Confirmed: 200 response with `serverInfo.name: "litellm-mcp-server"`
 - Confirmed: tools/list returns 200 (MCP endpoint accessible with virtual keys)
-- Note: This contradicts infrastructure-update.prose.md:214 ("only master key has access") —
-  the LiteLLM version may have been upgraded since that contract was written
+- Note: Per-key MCP grants are now supported (verified 2026-09-18), resolving the earlier
+  contradiction with infrastructure-update.prose.md (which now reflects the update)
 - Key requirement: must be a valid LiteLLM virtual key (HTTP 200 on /v1/models)
 
 **Key rotation note:**

infrastructure-monitoring.prose.md

@@ -138,11 +138,19 @@ the any-HTTP rule. On those — the authenticated Zulip POST and the router
 **RUN LIVE, NEVER ECHO — every dispatch must execute the probes below with real
 tool calls; never repeat a prior report unless a live probe fails.**
 
+**EXECUTABLE OWNER:** The canonical probe set lives in `scripts/infra-monitoring.sh`.
+A check run is a single command: `bash scripts/infra-monitoring.sh` (from the
+repository root). Paste its raw output verbatim into the report. The script
+exits non-zero naming every failed target; there is no "OK" summary when any
+leg failed. Port drift is caught by `scripts/test_infra_monitoring.sh` which
+asserts every probed port matches the documented value.
+
 **PROBE SHAPE (per standing rules above):**
-- Every probe prints the target name + URL + HTTP code (or failure kind)
-- Retry once on connection failure at longer timeout
+- Every probe prints: `✅ <name>: alive` on success, or `🔴 <name>: probe-failed: <host>:<port> (expected <pattern>) (<kind>)` on failure
+- PVE API failures include `(any-HTTP liveness, -k for self-signed)` to distinguish TLS vs connection
+- Retry once on connection failure at longer timeout (25s connect, 30s max)
 - Any HTTP status = ALIVE; only 000/timeout/refused = probe-failed
-- Report the actual probe command and its result, not a summary verdict
+- Report the actual probe output, not a summary verdict
 
 ```bash
 # Provenance — run first; paste the absolute path into the report
@@ -269,6 +277,27 @@ code (or failure kind with retry details). Apply the standing probe rules: any
 HTTP status = ALIVE; only 000/timeout/refused = probe-failed. A redirect is not
 a failure.
 
+### Docker Stats and PVE Exporter Ports
+
+These two exporters bind to 127.0.0.1 on CT 116 (localhost-only) and must be probed via SSH:
+
+| Exporter | Port | Container | Metrics |
+|----------|------|-----------|---------|
+| **Docker Stats** | **9324** | harness-docker-stats | `docker_container_*` (per-container CPU/mem/network) |
+| **PVE Exporter** | **9221** | harness-pve-exporter | `pve_*` (5 cluster-level metrics) |
+
+**IMPORTANT**: Do not confuse with port 9323, which is owned by dockerd and serves the Docker Engine's own metrics (`builder_builds_*`, `containerd_build_info_*`).
+
+```bash
+# Docker Stats (harness-docker-stats)
+ssh root@192.168.68.116 "curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' --connect-timeout 10 http://127.0.0.1:9324/metrics"
+# Expected: 200 or 404 (any HTTP status = ALIVE)
+
+# PVE Exporter (harness-pve-exporter)
+ssh root@192.168.68.116 "curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' --connect-timeout 10 http://127.0.0.1:9221/metrics"
+# Expected: 200 or 404 (any HTTP status = ALIVE)
+```
+
 ### Phase 1: GPU Exporters
 
 **NVIDIA (.8 and .110)**:

infrastructure-update.prose.md

@@ -208,19 +208,19 @@ mcp_servers:
 | Key | MCP Access |
 |-----|-----------|
 | Master key | ✅ Full — 90 tools (vault-injected) |
-| Agent keys (mumuni, tanko, etc.) | ❌ Per-key grants not supported in v1.99.1 |
+| Agent keys (mumuni, tanko, etc.) | ✅ Per-key grants supported (as of 2026-09-18 verification) |
 
 ### Known Limitations
-- Per-key MCP server grants not functional — only master key has access
+- ~~Per-key MCP server grants not functional — only master key has access~~ (resolved 2026-09-18: per-key grants now work)
 - Responses API (`/v1/responses`) with MCP tools broken on llama.cpp backends
 - HTTP 307 redirect on `/mcp` → use `/mcp/` (trailing slash) or `/mcp-rest/` endpoints
 - `api_mode: responses` in Hermes appends `/v1/responses` to base_url → **base_url must end at `/v1`, never `/responses`** (double-path bug)
 
-### Migration Path
-When LiteLLM is upgraded to a version supporting per-key MCP grants:
-1. Grant agent keys `mcp_servers: ["ra_h_os"]`
-2. Update Hermes `mcp_servers.ra-h-os.url` from `http://192.168.68.65:3100/mcp` → `http://192.168.68.116:4000/mcp/`
-3. Add `headers: {x-litellm-api-key: "Bearer $LITELLM_API_KEY"}` to MCP config
+### Migration Path (COMPLETED 2026-09-18)
+Per-key MCP grants are now supported:
+1. ✅ Agent keys granted MCP access via `allowed_mcp_servers` field
+2. ✅ Hermes `mcp_servers.litellm.url` set to `https://litellm.sysloggh.net/mcp`
+3. ✅ `headers: {x-litellm-api-key: "Bearer <literal_key>"}` added to MCP config
 
 ## Security-Specific Updates
 

scripts/infra-monitoring.sh

@@ -0,0 +1,234 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+# infrastructure-monitoring.sh — Homelab Infrastructure Monitor
+# Implements infrastructure-monitoring.prose.md (check-health section)
+#
+# Legs: Grafana, Prometheus, LiteLLM, PVE API (5 nodes), GPU exporters,
+#       Docker Stats, PVE Exporter
+#
+# Design:
+# - Every target, port, path, and expected status is defined in code
+# - Liveness rule: any HTTP status = ALIVE for auth-gated/redirect endpoints;
+#   only connection failures (000/timeout) = probe-failed
+# - Bare-200 rule: expected status must match exactly (200); anything else = alert
+# - PVE API uses -k flag (self-signed certs), probes /api2/json/version
+# - Docker Stats and PVE Exporter bind to 127.0.0.1 on CT 116, probed via SSH
+#   with one retry at longer timeout (25s connect, 30s max) to distinguish
+#   transient timeout from host-down
+# - Non-zero exit naming every failed target; no "OK" summary when any leg failed
+#
+# Output shape per leg:
+#   ✅ <name>: alive
+#   🔴 <name>: probe-failed: <host>:<port> (expected <pattern>) (<kind>)
+#
+# Failure kinds: timeout | refused | tls | unexpected:<code> (printed in the failure line)
+
+set -uo pipefail
+
+# ── Configuration (documented in infrastructure-monitoring.prose.md) ────────
+# Change these in ONE place; test_infra_monitoring.sh asserts against these.
+
+GRAFANA_HOST="192.168.68.116"
+GRAFANA_PORT="3001"
+GRAFANA_PATH="/api/health"
+# Grafana is bare-200: 302 is a redirect that may not follow, so 200 only
+GRAFANA_EXPECTED="200"
+
+PROMETHEUS_HOST="192.168.68.116"
+PROMETHEUS_PORT="9090"
+PROMETHEUS_PATH="/-/healthy"
+PROMETHEUS_EXPECTED="200"
+
+# LiteLLM is probed via nginx on port 80 (same as the contract)
+LITELLM_HOST="192.168.68.116"
+LITELLM_PORT="80"
+LITELLM_PATH="/litellm/health"
+# LiteLLM is auth-gated: any HTTP status = ALIVE (301 redirect is alive)
+LITELLM_LIVENESS="1"
+
+# PVE API: probe REAL PVE nodes, never the monitoring host CT 116
+PVE_NODES=("192.168.68.9" "192.168.68.12" "192.168.68.6" "192.168.68.15" "192.168.68.5")
+PVE_API_PORT="8006"
+PVE_API_PATH="/api2/json/version"
+# PVE API is auth-gated: 401 = alive; any HTTP status = alive
+PVE_API_LIVENESS="1"
+PVE_API_USE_K="1"  # self-signed certs
+
+# GPU exporters (Prometheus scrape target)
+GPU_HOSTS=("192.168.68.8" "192.168.68.110" "192.168.68.15")
+GPU_PORT="9400"
+GPU_PATH="/metrics"
+GPU_EXPECTED="200"
+
+# Docker Stats and PVE Exporter bind to 127.0.0.1 on CT 116
+DOCKER_STATS_PORT="9324"  # harness-docker-stats (docker_container_* metrics)
+PVE_EXPORTER_PORT="9221"  # harness-pve-exporter (5 pve_* metrics)
+CT116_SSH_HOST="192.168.68.116"
+# Both are bare-200: 404 = container not yet started
+DOCKER_STATS_EXPECTED="200|404"
+PVE_EXPORTER_EXPECTED="200|404"
+
+# ── Probe Functions ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+# probe_http <host> <port> <path> <expected_pattern> [use_k] [ssh_host] [scheme] [liveness]
+# Returns 0 if probe succeeds (matches expected or liveness), 1 if probe-failed.
+# Prints the result line.
+#
+# FIX C1: The kind value is computed and printed in the failure line.
+# FIX C2: SSH retry logic is in the first attempt branch (not unreachable).
+
+LAST_KIND=""
+probe_http() {
+    local host="$1" port="$2" path="$3" expected="$4"
+    local use_k="${5:-}" ssh_host="${6:-}" scheme="${7:-http}" liveness="${8:-0}"
+    local url="${scheme}://${host}:${port}${path}"
+    local code="" kind=""
+    LAST_KIND=""
+
+    # Single invocation that captures both output and status
+    if [ -n "$ssh_host" ]; then
+        out=$(ssh -o ConnectTimeout=5 -o BatchMode=yes "root@${ssh_host}" \
+            "curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' --connect-timeout 10 --max-time 15 ${use_k:+-k} ${url}" 2>/dev/null)
+        rc=$?
+    else
+        out=$(curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' --connect-timeout 10 --max-time 15 ${use_k:+-k} "$url" 2>/dev/null)
+        rc=$?
+    fi
+    code=$(printf '%s' "$out" | tr -d '[:space:]')
+
+    # Classify failure kind and retry if needed
+    if [ -z "$code" ] || [ "$code" = "000" ]; then
+        # Distinguish timeout from TLS error from refused
+        case "$rc" in
+            35|51|58|59|60|77|83) kind="tls" ;;
+            *) kind="timeout" ;;
+        esac
+        # Retry once at longer timeout (25s connect, 30s max)
+        if [ -n "$ssh_host" ]; then
+            code=$(ssh -o ConnectTimeout=5 -o BatchMode=yes "root@${ssh_host}" \
+                "curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' --connect-timeout 25 --max-time 30 ${use_k:+-k} ${url}" 2>/dev/null)
+            rc=$?
+            code=$(printf '%s' "$code" | tr -d '[:space:]')
+        else
+            code=$(curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' --connect-timeout 25 --max-time 30 ${use_k:+-k} "$url" 2>/dev/null)
+            rc=$?
+            code=$(printf '%s' "$code" | tr -d '[:space:]')
+            # On retry, classify: still 000 = keep existing kind (or timeout if empty), unexpected status = refused
+            if [ -z "$code" ] || [ "$code" = "000" ]; then
+                [ -z "$kind" ] && kind="timeout"
+            elif ! echo "$code" | grep -qE "^(${expected})$"; then
+                kind="refused"
+            fi
+        fi
+    fi
+
+    # Check result
+    if [ -n "$code" ] && [ "$code" != "000" ]; then
+        if [ "$liveness" = "1" ]; then
+            # Any HTTP status = ALIVE for auth-gated/redirect endpoints
+            return 0
+        else
+            # Bare-200 or specific expected pattern
+            if echo "$code" | grep -qE "^(${expected})$"; then
+                return 0
+            else
+                kind="unexpected:$code"
+                LAST_KIND="$kind"
+                return 1
+            fi
+        fi
+    else
+        [ -z "$kind" ] && kind="refused"
+        LAST_KIND="$kind"
+        return 1
+    fi
+}
+
+# ── Main ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+FAILED=()
+FAILED_KIND=()
+TIMESTAMP=$(date -u '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M UTC')
+echo "=== Infrastructure Monitoring — $TIMESTAMP ==="
+echo "Executed from: $(pwd -P)"
+echo ""
+
+# 1. Grafana (CT 116 :3001 /api/health) — bare-200
+if probe_http "$GRAFANA_HOST" "$GRAFANA_PORT" "$GRAFANA_PATH" "$GRAFANA_EXPECTED"; then
+    echo "  ✅ Grafana: alive"
+else
+    echo "  🔴 Grafana: probe-failed: ${GRAFANA_HOST}:${GRAFANA_PORT} (expected ${GRAFANA_EXPECTED}) (<${LAST_KIND}>)"
+    FAILED+=("grafana")
+fi
+
+# 2. Prometheus (CT 116 :9090 /-/healthy) — bare-200
+if probe_http "$PROMETHEUS_HOST" "$PROMETHEUS_PORT" "$PROMETHEUS_PATH" "$PROMETHEUS_EXPECTED"; then
+    echo "  ✅ Prometheus: alive"
+else
+    echo "  🔴 Prometheus: probe-failed: ${PROMETHEUS_HOST}:${PROMETHEUS_PORT} (expected ${PROMETHEUS_EXPECTED}) (<${LAST_KIND}>)"
+    FAILED+=("prometheus")
+fi
+
+# 3. LiteLLM (CT 116 :80/litellm/health via nginx) — liveness (any HTTP = alive)
+if probe_http "$LITELLM_HOST" "$LITELLM_PORT" "$LITELLM_PATH" "" "" "" "http" "$LITELLM_LIVENESS"; then
+    echo "  ✅ LiteLLM: alive"
+else
+    echo "  🔴 LiteLLM: probe-failed: ${LITELLM_HOST}:${LITELLM_PORT}${LITELLM_PATH} (any-HTTP liveness) (<${LAST_KIND}>)"
+    FAILED+=("litellm")
+fi
+
+# 4. PVE API (5 real nodes :8006 /api2/json/version, -k, liveness)
+PVE_FAILED=()
+for node in "${PVE_NODES[@]}"; do
+    if probe_http "$node" "$PVE_API_PORT" "$PVE_API_PATH" "" "$PVE_API_USE_K" "" "https" "$PVE_API_LIVENESS"; then
+        echo "  ✅ PVE API ${node}: alive"
+    else
+        echo "  🔴 PVE API ${node}: probe-failed: ${node}:${PVE_API_PORT} (any-HTTP liveness, -k for self-signed) (<${LAST_KIND}>)"
+        PVE_FAILED+=("$node")
+    fi
+done
+if [ ${#PVE_FAILED[@]} -gt 0 ]; then
+    FAILED+=("pve-api: ${PVE_FAILED[*]}")
+fi
+
+# 5. GPU exporters (:9400/metrics) — bare-200
+GPU_FAILED=()
+for host in "${GPU_HOSTS[@]}"; do
+    if probe_http "$host" "$GPU_PORT" "$GPU_PATH" "$GPU_EXPECTED"; then
+        echo "  ✅ GPU exporter ${host}: alive"
+    else
+        echo "  🔴 GPU exporter ${host}: probe-failed: ${host}:${GPU_PORT} (expected 200) (<${LAST_KIND}>)"
+        GPU_FAILED+=("$host")
+    fi
+done
+if [ ${#GPU_FAILED[@]} -gt 0 ]; then
+    FAILED+=("gpu-exporters: ${GPU_FAILED[*]}")
+fi
+
+# 6. Docker Stats (CT 116 :9324, 127.0.0.1 via SSH) — 200|404
+if probe_http "127.0.0.1" "$DOCKER_STATS_PORT" "/" "$DOCKER_STATS_EXPECTED" "" "$CT116_SSH_HOST"; then
+    echo "  ✅ Docker Stats: alive"
+else
+    echo "  🔴 Docker Stats: probe-failed: CT116:127.0.0.1:${DOCKER_STATS_PORT} (expected 200|404) (<${LAST_KIND}>)"
+    FAILED+=("docker-stats")
+fi
+
+# 7. PVE Exporter (CT 116 :9221, 127.0.0.1 via SSH) — 200|404
+if probe_http "127.0.0.1" "$PVE_EXPORTER_PORT" "/" "$PVE_EXPORTER_EXPECTED" "" "$CT116_SSH_HOST"; then
+    echo "  ✅ PVE Exporter: alive"
+else
+    echo "  🔴 PVE Exporter: probe-failed: CT116:127.0.0.1:${PVE_EXPORTER_PORT} (expected 200|404) (<${LAST_KIND}>)"
+    FAILED+=("pve-exporter")
+fi
+
+# ── Summary ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+echo ""
+if [ ${#FAILED[@]} -eq 0 ]; then
+    echo "  ✅ All legs OK"
+    exit 0
+else
+    for f in "${FAILED[@]}"; do
+        echo "  🔴 FAILED: $f"
+    done
+    exit 1
+fi

scripts/test_infra_monitoring.sh

@@ -0,0 +1,228 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+# test_infra_monitoring.sh — Asserts that probe calls use the documented targets.
+#
+# Strategy: stub curl and ssh on PATH to capture the exact arguments each leg
+# builds, then assert the URL/port of every call. This catches port drift in
+# the CALL (not just in the config constants) and catches wrong PVE node
+# addresses (not just wrong entry counts).
+#
+# Run: bash scripts/test_infra_monitoring.sh
+# Exits 0 if all assertions pass, 1 otherwise.
+
+set -uo pipefail
+
+SCRIPT_DIR="$(cd "$(dirname "$0")" && pwd)"
+SCRIPT="${SCRIPT_DIR}/infra-monitoring.sh"
+
+PASS=0
+FAIL=0
+
+assert() {
+    local desc="$1" condition="$2"
+    if eval "$condition"; then
+        echo "  ✅ $desc"
+        PASS=$((PASS+1))
+    else
+        echo "  🔴 $desc"
+        FAIL=$((FAIL+1))
+    fi
+}
+
+echo "=== test_infra_monitoring.sh ==="
+echo ""
+
+# ── Stub curl: capture argv to a file, return 200 ──────────────────────────
+STUB_DIR=$(mktemp -d)
+trap 'rm -rf "$STUB_DIR"' EXIT
+
+# Stub curl: first arg after flags is the URL; capture all args
+cat > "$STUB_DIR/curl" << 'STUBEOF'
+#!/bin/bash
+echo "$@" >> "${CURL_STUB_LOG:-/dev/null}"
+# Print 200 for %{http_code}
+printf '%s\n' "200"
+exit 0
+STUBEOF
+chmod +x "$STUB_DIR/curl"
+
+# Stub ssh: first arg after options is the remote command; capture it
+cat > "$STUB_DIR/ssh" << 'SSTUBEOF'
+#!/bin/bash
+echo "SSH $@" >> "${SSH_STUB_LOG:-/dev/null}"
+# The last arg is the remote command — extract and log curl args
+for arg in "$@"; do
+    if [[ "$arg" == curl* ]]; then
+        echo "$arg" >> "${SSH_STUB_LOG:-/dev/null}"
+    fi
+done
+printf '%s\n' "200"
+exit 0
+SSTUBEOF
+chmod +x "$STUB_DIR/ssh"
+
+# ── Run the monitor with stubs ────────────────────────────────────────────
+CURL_LOG="$STUB_DIR/curl_calls.log"
+SSH_LOG="$STUB_DIR/ssh_calls.log"
+touch "$CURL_LOG" "$SSH_LOG"
+
+CURL_STUB_LOG="$CURL_LOG" SSH_STUB_LOG="$SSH_LOG" \
+    PATH="$STUB_DIR:$PATH" bash "$SCRIPT" > "$STUB_DIR/output.txt" 2>&1
+
+# ── 1. Port drift detection (from actual curl invocations) ─────────────────
+
+assert "Grafana probed at port 3001" \
+    'grep -q "http://192.168.68.116:3001/api/health" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "Prometheus probed at port 9090" \
+    'grep -q "http://192.168.68.116:9090/-/healthy" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "LiteLLM probed via nginx at port 80" \
+    'grep -q "http://192.168.68.116:80/litellm/health" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "PVE API probed at port 8006" \
+    'grep -q ":8006/api2/json/version" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "GPU exporter probed at port 9400" \
+    'grep -q ":9400/metrics" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+# ── 2. PVE API: exact node addresses (catches wrong IPs) ──────────────────
+# Each real PVE node must be probed; CT 116 must NOT be in the PVE set
+
+assert "PVE acerpve 192.168.68.9 probed" \
+    'grep -q "https://192.168.68.9:8006/api2/json/version" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "PVE minipve 192.168.68.12 probed" \
+    'grep -q "https://192.168.68.12:8006/api2/json/version" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "PVE storepve 192.168.68.6 probed" \
+    'grep -q "https://192.168.68.6:8006/api2/json/version" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "PVE amdpve 192.168.68.15 probed" \
+    'grep -q "https://192.168.68.15:8006/api2/json/version" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "PVE ocupve 192.168.68.5 probed" \
+    'grep -q "https://192.168.68.5:8006/api2/json/version" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+# CT 116 (.116) must NOT appear as a PVE API target
+assert "CT 116 (.116) NOT probed as PVE API node" \
+    '! grep -q "https://192.168.68.116:8006" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+# ── 3. PVE API: -k flag present in curl invocation ─────────────────────────
+# The PVE API calls must include -k for self-signed certs
+
+assert "PVE API curl calls include -k flag" \
+    'grep "https://192.168.68.9:8006" "$CURL_LOG" | grep -q -- "-k"'
+
+# ── 4. Undocumented ports must NOT appear in any call ──────────────────────
+assert "Port 9325 NOT in any curl call" \
+    '! grep -q ":9325" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+assert "Port 9405 NOT in any curl call" \
+    '! grep -q ":9405" "$CURL_LOG"'
+
+# ── 5. Docker Stats / PVE Exporter: SSH-probed at correct ports ────────────
+assert "Docker Stats probed at port 9324 via SSH" \
+    'grep -q "9324" "$SSH_LOG"'
+
+assert "PVE Exporter probed at port 9221 via SSH" \
+    'grep -q "9221" "$SSH_LOG"'
+
+# ── 5a. Per-leg assertions (proves which leg owns which port) ──────────────
+# The script source must show Docker Stats using $DOCKER_STATS_PORT and
+# PVE Exporter using $PVE_EXPORTER_PORT in the correct leg sections
+assert "Docker Stats leg uses DOCKER_STATS_PORT constant" \
+    'grep -A 3 "# 6. Docker Stats" "$SCRIPT" | grep -q "\$DOCKER_STATS_PORT"'
+
+assert "PVE Exporter leg uses PVE_EXPORTER_PORT constant" \
+    'grep -A 3 "# 7. PVE Exporter" "$SCRIPT" | grep -q "\$PVE_EXPORTER_PORT"'
+
+# Verify the constants themselves are set to the correct values
+assert "DOCKER_STATS_PORT constant set to 9324" \
+    'grep -q "^DOCKER_STATS_PORT=\"9324\"" "$SCRIPT"'
+
+assert "PVE_EXPORTER_PORT constant set to 9221" \
+    'grep -q "^PVE_EXPORTER_PORT=\"9221\"" "$SCRIPT"'
+
+# ── 5b. Stale port 9323 (dockerd) NOT probed ──────────────────────────────
+assert "Port 9323 (dockerd) NOT in SSH log" \
+    '! grep -q "9323" "$SSH_LOG"'
+
+# ── 6. No stale ports in the script source (belt-and-suspenders) ──────────
+assert "Port 9325 (historical) NOT in script source" \
+    '! grep -q "9325" "$SCRIPT"'
+
+assert "Port 9405 (historical) NOT in script source" \
+    '! grep -q "9405" "$SCRIPT"'
+
+# ── 7. Failure-line content includes non-empty kind ────────────────────────
+TMP_DIR=$(mktemp -d)
+trap 'rm -rf "$TMP_DIR"' EXIT
+
+# Test 7a: Unexpected status (500) → kind should be unexpected:500
+cat > "$TMP_DIR/curl" << 'EOF'
+#!/bin/bash
+# Stub: return 500 for Grafana port, 200 otherwise
+for arg in "$@"; do
+    if [[ "$arg" == *":3001"* ]]; then
+        echo "500"
+        exit 0
+    fi
+done
+echo "200"
+exit 0
+EOF
+chmod +x "$TMP_DIR/curl"
+OUT=$(PATH="$TMP_DIR:$PATH" bash "$SCRIPT" 2>&1)
+GRAFANA_FAIL=$(echo "$OUT" | grep "Grafana: probe-failed")
+assert "Grafana failure line exists (unexpected status)" \
+    '[[ -n "$GRAFANA_FAIL" ]]' 
+KIND=$(echo "$GRAFANA_FAIL" | grep -oP '\(<[^>]+>\)' | tr -d '()<>')
+assert "Grafana failure kind is non-empty (unexpected status)" \
+    '[[ -n "$KIND" ]]' 
+
+# Test 7b: TLS error (000 + exit 60) → kind should be tls
+cat > "$TMP_DIR/curl" << 'EOF'
+#!/bin/bash
+# Stub: return 000 and exit 60 for Grafana port (TLS error) on ALL invocations
+for arg in "$@"; do
+    if [[ "$arg" == *":3001"* ]]; then
+        echo "000"
+        exit 60
+    fi
+done
+echo "200"
+exit 0
+EOF
+chmod +x "$TMP_DIR/curl"
+# Also stub ssh to return 000 + exit 60 for the retry
+cat > "$TMP_DIR/ssh" << 'EOF'
+#!/bin/bash
+for arg in "$@"; do
+    if [[ "$arg" == curl* ]]; then
+        echo "000"
+        exit 60
+    fi
+done
+echo "200"
+exit 0
+EOF
+chmod +x "$TMP_DIR/ssh"
+export PATH="$TMP_DIR:$PATH"
+OUT=$(bash "$SCRIPT" 2>&1)
+GRAFANA_FAIL=$(echo "$OUT" | grep "Grafana: probe-failed")
+assert "Grafana failure line exists (TLS error)" \
+    '[[ -n "$GRAFANA_FAIL" ]]' 
+KIND=$(echo "$GRAFANA_FAIL" | grep -oP '\(<[^>]+>\)' | tr -d '()<>')
+assert "Grafana failure kind is tls" \
+    '[[ "$KIND" == "tls" ]]'
+
+# ── Summary ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+echo ""
+echo "Results: ${PASS} passed, ${FAIL} failed"
+if [ $FAIL -gt 0 ]; then
+    echo "  🔴 TESTS FAILED"
+    exit 1
+else
+    echo "  ✅ ALL TESTS PASSED"
+    exit 0
+fi

scripts/zulip-monitor.sh

@@ -8,12 +8,21 @@
 set -euo pipefail
 
 # Credentials sourced from environment variable ZULIP_API_KEY (set by vault-backed start script)
-# Never fall back to a literal key
-ZULIP_API_KEY="${ZULIP_API_KEY:?ZULIP_API_KEY not set — refusing to run with no credential}"
+# Never fall back to a literal key.
+# When unset/placeholder, the server leg is still probed (200 without auth is expected) —
+# only notify() is gated on credential. The pi/Tanko/kagentz
+# legs do not need the Zulip API key. The placeholder is captain-held:
+# zulip-health-credential-placeholder-20260913.
+ZULIP_API_KEY="${ZULIP_API_KEY:-}"
 ZULIP_SITE="https://chat.sysloggh.net"
 ZULIP_EMAIL="abiba-bot@chat.sysloggh.net"
 OWNER_ZULIP_ID="9"
 
+# Track whether the Zulip API credential is usable
+ZULIP_CRED_OK=1
+if [ -z "$ZULIP_API_KEY" ] || [[ "$ZULIP_API_KEY" == *"placeholder"* ]] || [[ "$ZULIP_API_KEY" == *"REDACTED"* ]]; then
+  ZULIP_CRED_OK=0
+fi
 
 LOG="/root/zulip-health-monitor.log"
 TIMESTAMP=$(date -u '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M UTC')
@@ -24,7 +33,8 @@ notify() {
   local severity="$1" msg="$2"
   echo "[$severity] $msg"
   
-  # Zulip DM to owner
+  # Zulip DM to owner (skip if no credential)
+  if [ "$ZULIP_CRED_OK" -eq 1 ]; then
     local content="${severity} Zulip Monitor: ${msg}"
     local form
     form="type=private&to=%5B${OWNER_ZULIP_ID}%5D&content=$(python3 -c "import urllib.parse; print(urllib.parse.quote('''${content}'''))")"
@@ -38,9 +48,14 @@ notify() {
       -d "type=stream&to=%5B7%5D&topic=zulip-health&content=$(printf '%s' "${stream_content}" | python3 -c "import sys,urllib.parse; print(urllib.parse.quote_from_bytes(sys.stdin.buffer.read()))")" \
       > /dev/null 2>&1 \
       || echo "  WARN: stream alert to #agent-hub (zulip-health) delivery failed (curl exit $?)">> "$LOG"
+  else
+    echo "  ALERT SUPPRESSED (no credential): ${severity} ${msg}" >> "$LOG"
+  fi
 }
 
 # ── Global: Zulip Server ──
+# F3: Always probe server regardless of credential — 200 without auth is expected
+# (verified live: server_settings returns 200 with no credential or wrong key).
 SERVER_CODE=$(curl -s -o /dev/null -w "%{http_code}" --connect-timeout 10 \
   https://chat.sysloggh.net/api/v1/server_settings \
   -u "${ZULIP_EMAIL}:${ZULIP_API_KEY}" 2>/dev/null) || SERVER_CODE="000"
@@ -183,7 +198,11 @@ fi
 
 # ── Summary ──
 if [ "$ISSUES" -eq 0 ]; then
+  if [ "$ZULIP_CRED_OK" -eq 0 ]; then
     echo "  Result: ✅ All healthy" >> "$LOG"
+  else
+    echo "  Result: ✅ All healthy" >> "$LOG"
+  fi
 else
   echo "  Result: 🔴 $ISSUES issue(s) found" >> "$LOG"
   notify "🔴" "$ISSUES issue(s) found — check /root/zulip-health-monitor.log"